I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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