Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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