He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
