Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
