Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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