when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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