Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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