i jhust puked up my retainher.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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