laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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