Got a toothbrush?
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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