She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think people are normalizing furries
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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