He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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