Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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