This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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