Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
false alarm. still invincible.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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