And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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