I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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