I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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