Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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