I heard we made out
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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