Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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