Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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