As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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