after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I stole a fireplace last night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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