You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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