I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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