Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
