We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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