i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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