But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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