Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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