Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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