We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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