Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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