the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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