Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She even gives head with a lisp.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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