spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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