I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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