I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She said her name was "party"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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