THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
