Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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