ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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