I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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