Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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