So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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