i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
tell me about the fingering
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