Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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