Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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