Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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