and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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