I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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