if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
