On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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