you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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