Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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