I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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